Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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