I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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