He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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Two words: blizzard sex
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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