Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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