Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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