I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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