I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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