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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.

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• (914): View more from New York

  at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.

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• (925): View more from California

  I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible

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• (210): View more from Texas

  i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?

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  Both?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?

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• (415): View more from California

  i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Hows that studying goin for you?

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  I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil

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• (408): View more from California

  I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.

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  All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.

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