Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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Dick very happy bro
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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