I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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