So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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