you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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