kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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