doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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