I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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