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Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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