the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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