youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Floor bacon is actually really good
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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