: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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