i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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