walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He? As in you personified your dick?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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