Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We just shotgunned beers for America
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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