At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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