"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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