Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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