I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
not ubering you a puppy
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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