one might say we're banned from that church
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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