I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Randomize