I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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