you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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