k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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