It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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