It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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