No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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