Kiss
Puke
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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