My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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