I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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