my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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