OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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My pussy is not your playground.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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