actually, I'm a sock model
My friends, they love my intelligence
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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