He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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