Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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