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(224): View more from Illinois

Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?

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(845): View more from New York

our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.

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(415): View more from California

Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.

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(251): View more from Alabama

So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.

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(817): View more from Texas

Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"

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(914): View more from New York

He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while

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(847): View more from Illinois

If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳

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