i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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