we're blogging at a bar
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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