just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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