I looked at my own cervix.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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