Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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