My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I didn't notice because vodka
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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