By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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