I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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