we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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